After just a couple of weeks of self-discovery during her freshman year at college a young woman returns to her small farm town life, family, boyfriend, and habit of avoidances. All so Pauly Shore can be a fish out of water in a cornfield.
Brent Burpee (VR Gamers Podcast) joins us for this episode on Pauly Shore, and Carla Gugino's Son in Law (1993).
Brent is not only a great local improviser, and the winner of our Peen Dreams password giveaway, but it turns out he's an insider from this film who happened to attend Crawl's alma mater.
An $11 million dollar robot gains sentience and escapes from a military lab, and the two guys tasked with bringing it back are more interested in getting laid than returning the sentient nuclear death machine they've unleashed on a small Oregon town.
Derek Steffan & Joe Wolfe join the show to talk about Short Circuit (1986) which stars Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg, and Fisher Stevens as a white guy playing an Indian American computer nerd.
Pauly Shore and Sean Astin find a caveman (Brendan Fraser) buried in their backyard, and when the caveman comes to life they selfishly decide not to turn the discovery over to scientists but instead to teach the caveman helpful phrases like "wheezing the juice" and "ah-ooooooooooh-ah-ha-buuuuuuuddy".
Alejandro Garcia (Empty Promises) is our guest in our episode on Pauly Shore and Sean Astin's classic film Encino Man (1992) wherein Astin is an asshole who learns next to nothing but gets the girl anyways.
Chris Farley nearly ruins his brother's run for governor of Washington in Black Sheep, a movie that reunites Farley with David Spade in hopes that your love of Tommy Boy will help carry you through this film.
Nathan Sowell joins the show to talk Farley & Spade's final film together, Black Sheep (1996)
When Robin Tunney wearing a wig moves to a new Catholic high school she quickly becomes friends with the school's three witches, and together they practice witchcraft for petty personal gain until jealousy between them tears the group apart.
Ryan Sheffield (Craft Fair Games) takes a patient look at The Craft (1996) with us to dig into it's demons, determine whether not this film deserved the R rating it got during yet another era of American satanic panic, and whether or not this was Courteney Cox making a cameo.
Wes Craven sets his creepy gaze on an all American high school in this horror/comedy where a bunch of grown ass adults pretend to be high school teenagers in town where a killer is on the loose, a reporter is on the beat, and the sheriff's deputy is Deweying his thing.
Nate Mckenzie (Garabage-File.com) joins the show via Skype to lift the mask on Scream, a horror movie that's kills off Drew Barrymore in the first few minutes just to let you know that it doesn't give a fuck about tradition.
Newlyweds Geena Davis & Alec Baldwin die in a mild car accident and return as ghosts who attempt to scare away the new owners of their home with fun musical numbers and the help of Michael Keaton acting straight up gross.
Katie Stone (Naughty Bits Podcast) joins the show to discuss the difficulties of the afterlife presented in Tim Burton's Beetlejuice (1988).
This made for TV miniseries based on a novella by Stephen King follows the story of a group of strangers who get lost in time after falling asleep on an airplane. If they want to get back alive they'll have to survive a murderous Bronson Pinchot, chainsaw toothed meatballs that eat yesterday, and a colorful clamshell in the sky.
Caitlin Baumgartner joins us to rightfully ask what the fuck is up with Stephen King's, The Langoliers just days before she marries host of this show Cody Dearing.
A man who may or may not be able to communicate with animals bumbles through saving a handful of his friends, and hooks up with his cousin.
Conor Sullivan (stool pigeon) sees through the eyes of 1982's The Beastmaster to reveal a movie that is reckless, dangerous, incompetent, and at times...a total bummer.
The dark story of a drunken lawyer who is haunted by a minor loss in his past being entrusted to lead a disadvantaged pee-wee hockey team to victory over their obviously gerrymandering opponents.
Daniel Hayden takes a shot at The Mighty Ducks starring a young Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay, a younger Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway, and a possible murderous serial killer hiding in plain sight named Hans.
A teenage girl's entire family forgets her sixteenth birthday, and to make matters worse, everything...everything makes matters worse.
Stephanie Thoreson (loverboy) helps us understand Sixteen Candles', a John Hughes film that has it all. From grandparents who bad touch to Anthony Micheal Hall's master class on ignoring consent.
Two horny teenage boys use their computer to create a pedophile.
Justin Linville drops into the studio to talk about Weird Science backpedaling on its own idea.
If being hired to be the bouncer for a bar means moving to a new town and saving it from the tiny murderous rich man exploiting its people, Patrick Swayze wants the job.
Josephh Stahlman lays the smack down on Road House (1989), an 80's action movie that feels like it could have been written by a teenage boy's bedroom.
A streetwise pup, a sassy cat, and another old dog (who is clearly on the verge of death) lack any amount of patience to just wait for their owners to return to pick them up from their temporary ranch home. So, naturally they escape into the California wilderness and survive an impossible journey back home to a family that may have been trying to get rid of them all along.
Lane and Chloe Ingram help us dig into Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey even though Lane has a history of not enjoying children's movies.
Metallica manages to record and sell 2 million copies of their 2003 album, St. Anger, despite being enormous man children.
Matt Needles navigates the bullshit with us, and helps sniff out Some Kind of Monster's stinky truths.
A sociopathic pet detective, Ace Ventura, is hired to locate a literal Miami Dolphin. It's up to Ace to score a touchdown and "go all the way" with his fellow police officers or the Dolphin's Mascot and quarterback will never be found.
Carlos Larotta helps Matthew and Cody take a magnifying glass to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective's obvious transphobic characters.
Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler) ditches the rock star life to fully embrace his destiny of a wedding singer. Luckily, Robbie serendipitously meets Julia (Drew Barrymore) and they both tell a wedding guest to drink-and-drive.
Carla Shiflet (KOOP) joins to educate us on the impact of the soundtrack, and to discuss how often Adam Sandler switches between himself and Robbie.
Astoria Oregon threatens to turn a family's home into a golf course. With a stroke of luck and some teenage-smarts, it's up to a ragtag group of friends to locate the treasure of a pirate with a very phallic-like name.
Rachel Austin joins WTAW to discuss The Goonies and whether or not this movie is an allegory to puberty.
Before the kids arrive at camp the counselors must first fuck in every room...that is, if they can stay alive long enough to "do it".
Friday the 13th spawned a multi-million dollar movie franchise, and Alex Baia (Fruitopia, Comedy Bazaar) helps us crack the seal and dive in deep into a horror masterpiece that's, at the least, rough around the edges.
In a logical turn of events a teenage boy becomes a werewolf which of course also makes him bad ass at basketball.
From the semi-consensual party games to the interesting casting and character naming choices, Justin Soileau joins us to breakdown a film the rode heavily off the popularity of Back to the Future, Teen Wolf.
Justin also created this recreation of MJF fan art he made as a child.
Paranormal creatures are invading New York City and there's only one group who you can call to save it! You guessed it, the Ghostbusters! While waging this high-tech and wildly destructive battle against these creatures, Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) takes time to seduce a possessed Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver).
Kim Lowery (Loverboy) joins us to discuss the future Ghostbusters (2016) reboot and if Peter Venkman is a misogynist.
Preston Waters receives a blank check after his beloved bicycle is destroyed by an escaped convict. What does a 12-year-old boy do with a blank check? Preston buys a trash can of ice cream and schmoozes an older women twice his age.
Sarah Coker (The Sarah Coker Show) helps us discover why it's weird for a grown women to kiss a 12-year-old boy, in the 1994 film Blank Check.
Two big dumb dummies decide that the best way to hide their boss' dead body is to take it out in public with them everywhere they go. All this in an attempt to relax, which they never do
Frank Netscher breezes in to help us dig the vibes of the 1989 film Weekend at Bernie, which you have probably forgotten features straight-up necrophilia.
Enormous alien spaceships arrive in fiery clouds, position themselves over major world cities, and only after they attack do the humans conclude that the aliens are likely here to invade. Mankind's only hope for survival is the United States government and military made up of inexperienced and unqualified volunteers, and lead by an exceptional whispery president.
Ryan Darbonne is our guest on this very special episode that takes a closer look at Independence Day, a film with an intergalactic level of American exceptionalism.
A teenager from Chicago moves to a sad small town that has outlawed dancing in an attempt to put an end to the havoc dancing wreaks.
Taylor Stewart brings her perspective as a dance instructor to help us understand a movie about how sometimes it takes a hated outsider to help a town realize that an insider had been the problem all along...that along with their small town minds and hatred of outsiders.