No one freaks out as giant green immature monsters steal cash from criminals to fund their insatiable pizza habit.
Chaz Formichella (Nice Astronaut) is back on the show to get radical with us as we talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.
A young boy finds a golden ticket in a candy bar that gives him the chance to not be murdered in a chocolate factory by a serial killer hiding in plain sight.
Kevin Anderson (Church Of Man) is the lucky boy who gets to help dig deep into the madness of the 1971 musical starring Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (based on the book by Roald Dahl).
A big fat fatty (SO FUNNY!) uses science magic to become an ego maniac, and Dave Chappelle gets caught in the middle of it.
Javier Ungo joins this episode to work out just how many different ways a person can be shamed in Eddie Murphy's remake of The Nutty Proffessor (1996).
The coolest summer school teacher of all time, Shoop, gets a BOGUS assignment to teach a class of misfits instead of going to Hawaii with his girlfriend for 2 months. Luckily Shoop has a heart of gold and a blind eye for underage crimes that help him stick it to that weaselly Vice Principal, whose babe Shoop steals right out from under him.
Andrew Basile (Catamount AV) joins us for a movie with some incredible eyebrows, Summer School (1987) starring Mark Harmon and Kirstie Alley.